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At a nicer house than mine. With people, not like when I broke into britney spea--, I mean went to the store.

www.collegethemusical.net - final show in 4 hrs. Cmon down!

Miss ya gary coleman. Definitely wonder what this means for avenue q

it's not so much that lee won (aka kris allen 2.0), but is beautiful day really going to be released as a single?

that's right crystal & alanis: "would she go down with you to the theater"

Psyched to see rowdy roddy piper do stand up.

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Super Bowl 48 in NJ prediction - halftime act: BON JOVI

Damn it blackberry, why does the time come up when I type LT? I just wanted to make a joke about him doing the NY super bowl's coke flip, I mean coin flip.

Guess any bills can be put off to save up for ny/nj's 2014 super bowl tix. Maybe 1:27:44 PM will do the ho flip, I mean coin flip.

Trying to be hip and young. Maybe if I had a knit cap and hackysack.

When k-rod faces a-rod, I feel like that could produce some of the best 'rod' jokes ever. Have any?

Thank you EWU! Panhel-tastic! Wandering around near hotel. Gets lonely on the road - rest of nite tbd.

If you told me I'd be in hacienda heights tonite, I would've answered "where?"

I could take the sideroads but I've invested so much time in wanting to see this school bus on fire.

a thaaaaames bomb from marcus tha-- a-rod!!!

fyi - check out "The A-Rod Song" on my album LOL www.funnyevan.com

an aaaaaaa bomb from aaaaa rod!

Wife looking up micropenis on phone. And what comes up? A micropenis, duh!

Show night at bhp!

$5 tix tonite in NoHo - 8:00 pm! www.collegethemusical.net!

i think ESPN's ric bucher is just jealous he didn't break the mike brown firing

If I made it to the final 3 on idol, it would be all about that visit to the AT&T store! (WTF)

Friday! College the Musical! 5 bucks! North Hollywood! Verb-less sentences!

My album LOL is out on itunes and amazon. Less than $10

Don't know what was more torturous tonight: watching hawks and jazz fold. Or watching flava flav and meatloaf self-promote ad nauseam on wwe raw

snl bettywhite favorite quote from it? i'll go with 'wizard of ass'

Damn west coast, gotta wait an extra 3 hrs for betty white

And this a weird way for LT to reclaim his "I'm the more famous LT" status from Ladainian.

Ben Roethlisberger should write LT a hearty thank you letter for taking the attention off him.

So many LT jokes so much poor taste...

Wife made me watch gaga on idol. We're now divorced.

I will be amongst reggae at horadio.com

Doing online spot for hollywood outlaw radio - 6pm - www.horadio.com

It's crazy knowing you have an album coming out within the hour!