Friday, April 30, 2010

College the musical still lives- tonight 8 pm in noho

Thursday, April 29, 2010

wife's web series: http://ping.fm/R0Vpt
Alvin Gentry sounds like a black forrest gump. That rox!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Saturday, April 24, 2010

good news: free internet on the plan. bad news: just saw the movie "the box." ranks right down there with 'lovely bones'
Hours later still in the airport. If only our gate had an actual gate agent!
Stuck in the airport. As dennis miller would say... I haven't seen this many headaches since the fall of the Holy Roman Empire
Cringing at the idea of brandon roy playing 1 week after knee surgery. How does he look?
Got delayed to later flight, but got my 2nd 1st class upgrade, holla!
Gre
Thank g-d the nba playoffs are on in the airport, cuz if it was the news I'd be curled up in a fetal position
oh, what to do when delayed in an airport...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

One guy tried to get head during the kiss cam. Worth the ticket price alone!
Scott Rolen comes out to coldplay. The 40 year old virgin 'you're so gay' debate immediately comes to mind... Then he got a 2 rbi double.
In my 3rd different seat. Near an entertaining old drunk. He's got stories, man, he's seen things!
$1 ballpark hot dogs: 20% of the price, 20% of the quality. Seriously, they're albinos.
The great american ballpark is gorgeous, but the crowd reminds the beginning of Major League.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

when EJ/Kenny asked if he likes blondes or brunettes more, charles barkley replied on-air, "You guys are assholes." TV GOLD!
My rental car is a jeep, I went to walmart, and now I'm eating dinner at hooters. Hells yeah dayton, hells yeah america!
Anyone in cincy wanna see reds/dodgers on thurs nite? I'm out to get a foul ball!
Congrats to kelly on her record deal. Here's to causing an "uproar!"

Friday, April 16, 2010

The best part of this show tonight is kelly will be having to poop during her first song. That's some E! True Hollywood shit right there.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

It may be ghetto 1st class but it's 1st class. And it may be a connecting flight, but it's still Vegas baby!

Monday, April 12, 2010

According to big ben there's no sex in the champagne room, but there were shots and traces of dna

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Wow relay for life... Powerful! Thanks for the opportunity.
My waitress' name is angel and this biker chick has plumber ass at the bar. Welcome to applebee's.
Happy founders day theta chi!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Will McFadden - funny dude - in college the musical tomorrow nite! www.collegethemusical.net for tix

Monday, April 5, 2010

so of the 10 brackets I filled, the one with my wife's choices did the best. congrats duke, congrats.
my new album "LOL" 'drops' on Itunes, Amazon, etc on May 4!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

i think its so hard to repeat as super bowl champs because after disneyworld you're fat beyond recognition... its the most diabetic place on earth

Friday, April 2, 2010

aerosmith roller coaster is broken?! oh how u mock me!
its taken me 7 yrs, but after a lot of hard work, ive finally returned to the aerosmith rock n roller coaster

Thursday, April 1, 2010

if the NCAA's status was 'expanding to 96 teams,' i would click a dislike button if there was one... instead, i'll just set myself on fire
oh epcot, i am bored